Hi Pageanblade,
Thank you fro posting in MSDN forum.
Based on your issue, I tried to check this issue in my side, but I found that I get same issue with your.
So I have reported this feedback to the VS Product team, if I get any latest information, I will update it here.
However, if you are urgent to develop your apps, you could use the VS2015 express version like or the VS2015 community version now, as far as I know the register link of the VS2015 works normally now.
https://www.visualstudio.com/downloads/download-visual-studio-vs
Best Regards,
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